Firstly thanks for the revamp SK79.
Secondly some new jokes....
I was having dinner with my mother in-law last wednesday and she said to me, "How many potatoes would you like DJ?". I said "Oh, I'll just have one please". She said "It's OK, you don?t have to be polite" "Alright" I said "I'll just have one then, you stupid cow."
I went for a drink in the pub and met a really interesting guy who invented crosswords, I can't remember his name, I think it's P something T something R.
Anyway I went to the doctors yesterday and said I got hurt in a pillow fight 'he said you've got concushion'
I dreamt last night that I was cutting carrots with the devil, I was dicing with death.
And finally...
Neil Back announced as Edinburgh Head Coach!!!